sofapizza:

theclearlydope:[via]

Cake is a hell of drug …

sofapizza:

theclearlydope:[via]

Cake is a hell of drug …

aphgermanys:

filthy-hippie-vibes:

Pika pika, mother fucker.

you shouldnt have freed them

aphgermanys:

filthy-hippie-vibes:

Pika pika, mother fucker.

you shouldnt have freed them

(via ruinedchildhood)

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

(via mikhailatheresa)

dicksplit:

*Baby starts crying on a plane*

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(via the-absolute-best-posts)

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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(via waterforchocolate)

notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

(via asian)

… or some shit. — How the African American community expresses that they/we have run out of further alternative explanation/suggestion, but perhaps there is other explanation/suggestion. (via renaissanceblackman )

(via krystinjaiwithlove)

pettycr0cker:

i miss the old nicki

(via theprayersofpigeons)

ah-you-fancy-huh:

Fasting and furious 5

ah-you-fancy-huh:

Fasting and furious 5

(via vivalaayannah)

prettypussytree:

doubleaaez:

Drop The Beat…

(via
TumbleOn
)

prettypussytree:

doubleaaez:

Drop The Beat…

(via
TumbleOn
)

(via onion-booty)

mexitalian-prince:

If you google “Lady Gaga with fans” you’ll find this:

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If you google “Katy Perry with fans” you’ll find this:

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If you google “Britney Spears with fans” you’ll find this:

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and if you google “Beyonce with fans” You come across this:

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But if you google “Christina Aguilera with fans” you find this;

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(via drugsinmyb0dy)

ah-you-fancy-huh:

Fasting and furious 5

ah-you-fancy-huh:

Fasting and furious 5

(via vulgartruths)

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

(via earthsbeautifulbeing)

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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(via drugsinmyb0dy)