“issa egg” im fucking dying fam
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Something you need” I would punch him through the phone so hard lol
The one with the Rick & Morty quote. I want him to be my friend.
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“Caught my son watching cartoons at 3AM. He didn’t expect to be found.”
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This is a cool milk design.
Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.
this is my favorite video on the internet
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Clothes that are too dirty for the closet but too clean for the laundry: welcome to THE CHAIR.
Calming Nerves before a business meeting











